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Funny Proposal – Attempt 1

On public demand, here I am posting the first attempt of Funny proposal made by Mr Ashiq (a.k.a. Karan), after visiting the Facebook profile of a friend..
Here it goes and hold your stomach.. lol

“Subject: SHAADI KAROGE..I M SERIOUS TRUST ME..
ohhh…my gawd…seriously yaar..i mean..u knw..kya yaar…U REALLY LUK….BINDAAZ….kash kash kash…tum meri GF hoti…anywaz jokes apart..u really luk cute…okay nw..tel m if a person luk cute/bindaaz/bla bla…wat is d procedure 2 knw tht person more..????????is there any FORMS…hmm..shaAdi karoge.???

AS A HUMAN PLZ REPLY BAK..$hhhhhh STRESS ON D WORD \”HUMAN\” SO PLZ REPLY…
regards
karan”

Wat a serious attempt.. hats off of Mr Karan J 😀 😀

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Funny Proposal – Attempt 2

As love is already in the Air everywhere, valentine is approaching, one of my friend received following message from an unknown sender on her facebook account… It’s so damn funny.. just couldn’t stop myself from laughing..

“Re: SHAADI KAROGE..I M SERIOUS TRUST ME..

THTS MY 2ND MESSEGE..CNT U REPLY…

ok fine let m gve u my intro…WAIT..sit properly..ya nw its okay..NO WAIT..tie ur hairs..and PLZ DNT MAKE FACES..U R NT LUKIN GUD…LOL

wel i m into business…my parants stays in abroad mostly….AND V R THREE MEMBERS…ME,DAD AND MOM…AND I M VRY DECENT,INNOCENT,CUTE..AAP KI KASAM…Ahhh..again making faces..but dis time u r lukin gud…GO AHEAD…wel in delhi i stay in sainik farms…vry new in dis city..WESE I WAS FRM CHANDGRH..and i really wanna knw u …

OK LETS DO ONETHNG…START EXCHANGING MESsEGES THROUGH FACEBOOK..AND WHN U TRUST M 25%..THN WILL START SMS CHATTING…AND WHN U TRUST ME 50%…THN WILL START TALKIN ON PHNE…AND WHN U TRUST ME 75% THN WILL GO 4 A DATE…BAKI 25% U WILL KNW ME AFTER SHAADI…SO THT U CN SAY KARAN U HAVE CHANGED A LOT…LOLZ..KIDDIN…

so tel m kuch aapne bare mai…wht u do..where u put up??

ITS ME..!!!!as pure as bisleri…”

I am sure you must be laughing out loud after reading this.. Rolling on the Floor Laughing 😀 😀

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Sunday Morning SMS…

Having caught a sleep of over 14 hours on Saturday night, Yeah, it was a dream come true for me as for over a fortnight I have not able to catch a sleep of more than 5 hours in a 24 hr day. And, that stretched schedule was so damn tiring that this much sleep was very much needed. I was little relaxed when I woke up on the Sunday morning. As soon as I switched my cell phone in the morning, my phone beeped twice of an SMS (actually 2 messages), sent by my nephew and a friend. (Note: the SMS and the timings were absolutely same; I found it little strange as other than some special days like Diwali or New Year or be it Valentine’s day, such coincidences hardly happens).

The SMS was: “Worst thing in life is ATTACHMENT because it hurts when u lose it. Best thing in life is LONELINESS it teaches u everything & when u lose it, u get everything.”

My first reaction after reading that SMS was that: Don’t you get Attachment when you loose Loneliness… I agree there are other options than getting attached to people… but is it really possible? We do get attached and that disattachment time (if it ever comes) do hurt…!!

When you lose loneliness, you gain attachment and vice-versa… so you can’t have just one. In life, there will be happy moments as well as sad ones and happiness won’t mean anything without those sad moments.

Recalling the below said lines… which I read somewhere long time back..
Life is like a mystery!! It unfolds with its own time… It’s like a river which takes us with its flow… what we need to do is just sit back and enjoy this journey taking into account all the beautiful moments which we often miss!!

Guess, I am feeling very positive though I have been missing me, the carefree and unloaded ME for quite some time. Learning the mechanism to overcome the missing myself syndrome. What I believe right now is that, Living in the present and hope for future are the two possible ingredients in finding me . Hoping that such state of my mind remains for atleast some time as mood swings affect me a lot these days. 😛

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Where is GOD???

Interesting read… one of the funniest fwd’s received… Grab a laugh… 🙂

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

“Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed,

“Where is God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time.

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(“I just LOVE reading next line again and again”)

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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