On public demand, here I am posting the first attempt of Funny proposal made by Mr Ashiq (a.k.a. Karan), after visiting the Facebook profile of a friend..
Here it goes and hold your stomach.. lol
“Subject: SHAADI KAROGE..I M SERIOUS TRUST ME..
ohhh…my gawd…seriously yaar..i mean..u knw..kya yaar…U REALLY LUK….BINDAAZ….kash kash kash…tum meri GF hoti…anywaz jokes apart..u really luk cute…okay nw..tel m if a person luk cute/bindaaz/bla bla…wat is d procedure 2 knw tht person more..????????is there any FORMS…hmm..shaAdi karoge.???
AS A HUMAN PLZ REPLY BAK..$hhhhhh STRESS ON D WORD \”HUMAN\” SO PLZ REPLY…
Wat a serious attempt.. hats off of Mr Karan J 😀 😀
As love is already in the Air everywhere, valentine is approaching, one of my friend received following message from an unknown sender on her facebook account… It’s so damn funny.. just couldn’t stop myself from laughing..
“Re: SHAADI KAROGE..I M SERIOUS TRUST ME..
THTS MY 2ND MESSEGE..CNT U REPLY…
ok fine let m gve u my intro…WAIT..sit properly..ya nw its okay..NO WAIT..tie ur hairs..and PLZ DNT MAKE FACES..U R NT LUKIN GUD…LOL
wel i m into business…my parants stays in abroad mostly….AND V R THREE MEMBERS…ME,DAD AND MOM…AND I M VRY DECENT,INNOCENT,CUTE..AAP KI KASAM…Ahhh..again making faces..but dis time u r lukin gud…GO AHEAD…wel in delhi i stay in sainik farms…vry new in dis city..WESE I WAS FRM CHANDGRH..and i really wanna knw u …
OK LETS DO ONETHNG…START EXCHANGING MESsEGES THROUGH FACEBOOK..AND WHN U TRUST M 25%..THN WILL START SMS CHATTING…AND WHN U TRUST ME 50%…THN WILL START TALKIN ON PHNE…AND WHN U TRUST ME 75% THN WILL GO 4 A DATE…BAKI 25% U WILL KNW ME AFTER SHAADI…SO THT U CN SAY KARAN U HAVE CHANGED A LOT…LOLZ..KIDDIN…
so tel m kuch aapne bare mai…wht u do..where u put up??
ITS ME..!!!!as pure as bisleri…”
I am sure you must be laughing out loud after reading this.. Rolling on the Floor Laughing 😀 😀
Having caught a sleep of over 14 hours on Saturday night, Yeah, it was a dream come true for me as for over a fortnight I have not able to catch a sleep of more than 5 hours in a 24 hr day. And, that stretched schedule was so damn tiring that this much sleep was very much needed. I was little relaxed when I woke up on the Sunday morning. As soon as I switched my cell phone in the morning, my phone beeped twice of an SMS (actually 2 messages), sent by my nephew and a friend. (Note: the SMS and the timings were absolutely same; I found it little strange as other than some special days like Diwali or New Year or be it Valentine’s day, such coincidences hardly happens).
The SMS was: “Worst thing in life is ATTACHMENT because it hurts when u lose it. Best thing in life is LONELINESS it teaches u everything & when u lose it, u get everything.”
My first reaction after reading that SMS was that: Don’t you get Attachment when you loose Loneliness… I agree there are other options than getting attached to people… but is it really possible? We do get attached and that disattachment time (if it ever comes) do hurt…!!
When you lose loneliness, you gain attachment and vice-versa… so you can’t have just one. In life, there will be happy moments as well as sad ones and happiness won’t mean anything without those sad moments.
Recalling the below said lines… which I read somewhere long time back..
Life is like a mystery!! It unfolds with its own time… It’s like a river which takes us with its flow… what we need to do is just sit back and enjoy this journey taking into account all the beautiful moments which we often miss!!
Guess, I am feeling very positive though I have been missing me, the carefree and unloaded ME for quite some time. Learning the mechanism to overcome the missing myself syndrome. What I believe right now is that, Living in the present and hope for future are the two possible ingredients in finding me . Hoping that such state of my mind remains for atleast some time as mood swings affect me a lot these days. 😛
You can see the enthu in the air, the lights all around, the ‘bheed’…people moving around places to wish their close ones the best of the festive season….it is the same as it is every year. One festival which is celebrated with full rigor in India…and why not, it is THE festival – of lights, of harmony, of homecoming!
But sometimes you just remain unaffected by things around you – as someone rightly said ‘you loose the charm of things around’. You are not an ounce influenced by what happens around you. Life demands a lot from you and you do indulge in what is expected out of you, but within, your silence speaks all that you want to know. How is it when everything around you, the happiness, the spirit, the joyous festivity – everything comes to a standstill because you chose not to get involved? Can you really switch off your mind from everything else and be in your world? I can. I definitely can. It is sad and it hurts, but sometimes, you just get so influenced by life’s pains…the way it shows happiness to some and hurts to few others.
I want to cry. Not for myself but for so many others who live within their own worlds – in silence.
But like I said, life demands, and I absolutely follow what life demands. I am going to celebrate the festival with my dear ones with a bang and wish all of you the very best in your life.
Been in the city (Bangalore) for over 10 months now, I still feel like an alien…!! May be b’coz of the Ex-tra business here…. And, I need some EXTRA time to adjust to the culture of this city… !!
Just out of my office… there is always a long queue of AUTOs (almost 20 Autos if you literally count…) But… its not so easy to get a ride in any of these Autos… Even if they offer you a ride… that will have lotzzzzzz of conditions apply and what are those conditions… i have tried to list some of their CONDITIONS here…
It’s hard and just next to impossible to find an AUTO who goes by meter or doesn’t charge any amount as EXTRA….
The rates are very complicated to understand… I am just wondering how come they calculate that how much to ask extra and when to ask…??
But one thing that I came across… And, I would like to share here…
In the day time (Day time hours are general 9 am-2 pm) they’ll charge 10 Rupees EXTRA for sure… But if you end up asking them WHY EXTRA??? The answer would be very simple… “MADAM… No RETURN… We have to come empty…”
Hey man I m not bothered wheather ur auto comes empty or filled… LOL
It’s not at possible to find an Auto between 2 pm – 4 pm… as its their Lunch time…!! Now, u might wonder… Are all the AUTO people are having lunch at the same time…?? Literally all the autos disappear from the road during these hours… 😛 But, u might get lucky at times as few auto guys (the good ones) can take you for a ride… but… but… that will happen only once in 1000… 😀
As soon as the clock touches 6 in the evening, their rates goes off to One and half… The one and half is the Night fare which is officially permissible to Auto Guys after 9 pm…. But I guess their night starts at 6 pm and lasts till…….. I jus don’t wanna guess…
But…but… but… if they are charging u One and half of the meter after 6 only… wat u’ll pay after 9 pm… it could be anything they can ask you… Double… Ten Rupees Extra on Double…. Twenty rupees Extra on One and half…. !! And, just because… Their AUTO RETURNS EMPTY….!!
Ohhhh god… when does the Autos of these guys will be filled after dropping us and we’ll stop becoming victims of their Ex-tra business… 😦